You Don't Pay for the Office Gossip

This week, we got two girls from a big insurance company working in our office, sitting right behind our team. On their first day here, I found them annoying -- besides the time they went out for lunch, they were gossiping, giggling during 90% of the office hour. 


I won't buy insurance from this company; like one of the TV ads says "We don't pay for the office gossip".

悼念在菲律宾遇害的香港同胞

在香港，菲律宾最有名的是——菲佣。现在，菲律宾的无能政府，白痴警察，还有凶残暴徒都有名了。坚决抵制菲律宾。

一个不太应景的顺口溜：
1，美国，想打谁就打谁；
2，英国，美国打谁我打谁；
3，俄罗斯，谁骂我我打谁；
4，日本，谁打我我让美国打谁；
5，朝鲜，谁让我不痛快我就打韩国；
6，韩国，谁打我我和美国一块军演吓唬谁；
7，中国，谁打我我就骂谁（也叫讲政策）

"Works for me"

Last Friday, we had a farewell party for one of our officemates. That guy has been working here for many years. Apart from his consulting major, he was also in charge of various IT administration tasks. One of our directors had a farewell speech on the party, saying that
"Whenever I had some IT difficulties and asked him, I got the reply from him: 'it works for me'. Loosely translated, it means 'Screw you'!"

iisapp.vbs

In the Task Manager, you can only find w3wp.exe running per ASP.NET website instance. To find out which process is which website, use a vbscript called iisapp.vbs in command line for IIS 6.0.
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtechnol/WindowsServer2003/Library/IIS/b8721f32-696b-4439-9140-7061933afa4b.mspx?mfr=true